It’s Valentine’s Day! Time for falling in love all over again, surprising the love of your life with a dozen roses and a box of chocolates, going out to an extravagant dinner, or perhaps making a move on your secret crush.
If you’re looking for some last-minute dating advice, we have you covered! Let’s start off with a few things that you should definitely NOT say…
- Well, Here I Am. What Are Your Other Two Wishes?
- Are You A Wifi Hotspot? Because I Feel A Connection.
- Are You From Tennessee? Because You’re The Only Ten I See!
- Hey Girl, Are You A Murderer? Because Your Looks Can Kill.
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
- Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? Want to?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right…I’ve only met you in my dreams.
- This may be cheesy…but I think you’re grate!
Of course, we have to offer up a few that could actually work, too…
- You’re So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.
- On A Scale Of 1 To America, How Free Are You Tonight?
- I’m Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? No? Would You Like To?
- I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- I wasn’t always religious…but now I am, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Do you believe in love at first sight…or should I walk past again?
- Your hand looks heavy…let me hold it for you.
- Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
We beg you to be careful with any of these lines as they are potentially very dangerous when used in the wrong way. But take our advice or not, we hope you have a great Valentine’s Day. If you do use any of these lines, drop a comment below and let us know how they work!